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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Jews

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Logan's gay

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