What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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