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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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