- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Your Mother

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Romans rights.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A dog was barking at a tree

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

women's rights

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