- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

I was watching Fox news.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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