Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Nice belt.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Your Mom!!!

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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