All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Anyone can post anything.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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