Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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