How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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