Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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