- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

your life

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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