- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Robert Mugabe.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do