A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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