- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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