why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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