- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

whats my name? Matt

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

THe Election

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.