Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Knock knock Shut up

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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