- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

I forgot what i was gonna say

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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