- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

NEVER

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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