- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A paralysed man falls over.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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