- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

PIED NINNY!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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