- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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