- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Wanna hear a joke? no

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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