- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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