A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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your life

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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._____________________. Whale!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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