- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Horse.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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