Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Anti Joke

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