- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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