A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

are you gay does your mom know

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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