- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

minorities

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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