- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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