blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Buzi vagy!

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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