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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Rebecca Black.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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