- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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