- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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800 people died last year. end of story

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Asians.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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