Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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