- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Knock Knock Who's There Me

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What is better than life? Nothing.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

are u black unlucky

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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