what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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