Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

John lazzaro likes dick

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Oh, go away

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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