How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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hi mom

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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