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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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