I <3 Hitler

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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