what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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