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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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