- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

so...um, yeah

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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