Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

An Irishman walked out of a bar

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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