- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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