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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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