So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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