Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

I have cancer. And you're next.

Your mom.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Anti Joke

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