Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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