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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

a black guy hates chicken.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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