- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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