Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

4 hours later.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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