What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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