- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

a blond girl walks into a bar

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Wait! hundred billions!

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

I work at jcpenny

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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