Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What happened to the fish? It drowned

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

woman's rights

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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