- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

whats my name? Matt

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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