- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.