- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

"Knock knock" Come in!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Life

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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