What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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