Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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