- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

why did sally drown cause she was black

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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