- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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