Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

XD Jackass.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Q

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

I like school Said no one ever.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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