Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Anti Joke

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