What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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