- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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