- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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