What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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You have friends

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Canadians

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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