A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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