Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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feminists.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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woman's rights

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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