Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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