- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

yolo your orange looks orange

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Women's rights

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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