- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

the holocaust

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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