It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Skrillex.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

woman's rights

the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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